miami is full of douchebags

//]]>, (1) If you want your ex back Sometimes you have to leave and live somewhere else to realize these things. Ex lover back, Stephen (10) If you cant be able to satisfy your wife an we talk. says: Atlantians who just got back from Miami after a week visiting. // Thats when you realise how great Miami is. ricardo People dont read, or even speak halfway decent English- and Im talking about the ones born in the U.S. But, just the same, I have watched these states go to crap from over population since I was a young child, and yes crime will be, but it has gotten worse from over populations!!! (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever. var l=new Array(); August 23, 2009. Matt first of all this article is about Miami, Florida, not Cambridge, Massachusetts. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 73';l[5]=' 46';l[6]=' 109';l[7]=' 111';l[8]=' 99';l[9]=' 46';l[10]=' 108';l[11]=' 105';l[12]=' 97';l[13]=' 109';l[14]=' 103';l[15]=' 64';l[16]=' 110';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 115';l[19]=' 115';l[20]=' 97';l[21]=' 104';l[22]=' 100';l[23]=' 101';l[24]=' 121';l[25]=' 97';l[26]=' 102';l[27]=' 108';l[28]=' 97';l[29]='>';l[30]='\"';l[31]=' 73';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 109';l[34]=' 111';l[35]=' 99';l[36]=' 46';l[37]=' 108';l[38]=' 105';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 109';l[41]=' 103';l[42]=' 64';l[43]=' 110';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 115';l[46]=' 115';l[47]=' 97';l[48]=' 104';l[49]=' 100';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 121';l[52]=' 97';l[53]=' 102';l[54]=' 108';l[55]=' 97';l[56]=':';l[57]='o';l[58]='t';l[59]='l';l[60]='i';l[61]='a';l[62]='m';l[63]='\"';l[64]='=';l[65]='f';l[66]='e';l[67]='r';l[68]='h';l[69]='a ';l[70]='<'; Now Miami is full of shaved headed, fake diamond earring wearing D-bags who think Pit Bull is talented, and wear sunglasses indoors while pretending theyre gangsters. Opportunity lotto Youre the dumb idiot. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ This guy walks around like he has a chip on his shoulder, but that's probably because he has a Cheeto in his boxer briefs and a mini-pretzel in his brain cavity. never. Of course there are all types in Miami just as there are all types in LA, NY, Chicago, etc, but its much more apparent in this little town. Im guessing youre American? May I remind you what your lovely people did to the native Americans all those many many years ago? (14) Did your family Denny you of your Dominic Thiem has been awarded a wild card for the 2023 Miami Open. An old cuban guy, around 75 -80 years of age, wanted to fight me, because i called him out on not picking up his dogs poop in the middle of the sidewalk. To the exception on one: Brazil ! 1. says: My name is MARY from USA .I am here to give a testimony on how I got my ex boyfriend back. This article is very funny, so dont take it personally. Such a beautifully sunny place ruined by all these shady people. Free Returns High Quality Printing else output += unescape(l[i]); And the list can be used all over the USA. says: Miami by the numbers: I am not knocking people who speak a different language than English, because none of us decided where we would be born. Just as long as your a weekend getaway. Sara mysticjeanie that might be my favorite comment Ive gotten on this article. Ill be forever grateful to such a powerful man. My ancestors came here legally and jumped through many hoops to become an American citizen. Can you post perhaps reasons an individual would want to move their like 25 reasons if you move here you would like it.Like Im Guetemalan and want to learn Spanish and Miami is a great way to have language immersion with out actually moving to Latin Americalol. If its not deep fried or batter dipped, its just gonna be more beef or chicken, with rice and beans and sauces you can find anywhere. var l=new Array(); Escape while you can! Adios mijo, well get you next time! You dont show up to work 4 hours late do you? Its TOO HUMID. Some people testified that he brought their Ink. Dumb people love Miami Furthermore, when I was referring to the lack of literacy in Miami it was the English speaking graduates that frustrate me the most. says: Everything in this article is spot on. The 10 Types of Douchebags You Meet in College By Complex Apr 01, 2013 Image via Complex Original At 18-years-old, you have no money. Otherwise theyd realize how frighteningly (and amusingly) true this list is! (The infrastructure sucks- plenty of parks that NO ONE uses, because the geniuses running the city dont put shades out anywhere- not even at bus stops.) The US armed and supplied the Cuban rebels (sounds familiar huh? if (l[i].substring(0, 1) == ' ') output += "&#"+unescape(l[i].substring(1))+";"; says: This gave me a good laugh, although if I didnt also speak sarcasm, Id be pissed. 4 to 10- Your Miami experience really sucked, good, you deserve it! HispanicBookworm So thanks to the Dr omogbeghan for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. This Cuban generation (20s-early 40s) that was born here seems to get it much better than the last, and their children will be completely Americanized. As for the author of this article and others that are saying that this article is humorous and witty, you are idiots. else output += unescape(l[i]); AJ though that guy is funny as Hell, do you really need to know about him before moving? THANK YOU DR EBOSELE i will forever be grateful. (2) you need a divorce in your relationship. The LA KID This Spell Casting isnt brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together. Restaurants are plentiful, and the food from grocery stores is varied seasonally and brought here from all over the world. Go back to your shit-holes and dont ever come back, you incestuous retards. We all cant go to Europe, so diversity In groups, at least allows us to get a taste, without breaking the budget. for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ 25. and I love the fact and I hate the fact that Im from Miami. So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. else output += unescape(l[i]); U really feel offended having to work under the orders of someone who was a comemierda in Cuba, and they think here in the U.S. are a superior race, and are going with that attitude that everything in this world is due for them. //]]> Every city is what you make it and Miami has incredible things to offer. says: Compared to northern Virginia, Miami might actually seem decent. I am Dylan and I am 15 years old. know what to do .he moved out of the house and abandoned the kids so someone Keep it! $('div.photo a').fancyZoom({scaleImg: true, closeOnClick: true}); var output = ''; for (var i = l.length-1; i >= 0; i=i-1){ Afterall isnt that TV series Burn Notice based in Miami? 2.8m members in the trashy community. (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever. You say you are industrious, but we all know that when you hear of a successful Cuban it arises suspicious. Cuban Americans in general, earn a higher income than Anglo-whites / Caucasians, and we have a higher % of college grads per capita, than Caucasians: Political scientist and journalist Michael Barone estimates that it usually takes about 80 years for members of an immigrant group to fully converge to the American mainstream. I just saw a Latino idiot get beat up outside a Publix supermarket after he yelled out Hey N-word! to an American black teenager. Every time i read this i laugh. Miami, specifically Miami Beach, would truly be paradise without those superficial, arrogant, self indulging, materialistic douche bags. [CDATA[ (14) Guarantee you win the troubling court cases & divorce no matter how what stage. You read that right, 190+. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 97';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 105';l[17]=' 97';l[18]=' 108';l[19]=' 97';l[20]=' 109';l[21]=' 117';l[22]=' 119';l[23]=' 103';l[24]=' 111';l[25]=' 100';l[26]=' 111';l[27]='>';l[28]='\"';l[29]=' 109';l[30]=' 111';l[31]=' 99';l[32]=' 46';l[33]=' 108';l[34]=' 105';l[35]=' 97';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 103';l[38]=' 64';l[39]=' 97';l[40]=' 107';l[41]=' 105';l[42]=' 97';l[43]=' 108';l[44]=' 97';l[45]=' 109';l[46]=' 117';l[47]=' 119';l[48]=' 103';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 100';l[51]=' 111';l[52]=':';l[53]='o';l[54]='t';l[55]='l';l[56]='i';l[57]='a';l[58]='m';l[59]='\"';l[60]='=';l[61]='f';l[62]='e';l[63]='r';l[64]='h';l[65]='a ';l[66]='<'; document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_YgC2ta41Fs').innerHTML = output; [email protected]; 1-866-238-6696; Miamiporra So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! Ten years ago I had nothing good to say about Miami, now I miss it more than anything . out the day it suppose or over flows. As far as Cuba is concerned, if you had studied the subject, youd be aware of the fact that Cubas currency was once equal to the USD. This happens to me often at Publix, but it has happened with people that repair household appliances, too. -Theyre gone now. says: Everybody tells a different story depending on how and with who this person surround him self. document.getElementById('eeEncEmail_FSrZl5Z3Y4').innerHTML = output; This equals high crime,high fraud,high corruption,super inflated cost of living with low wages,job scarcity,racial tension,lack of English speakers,traffic jams,over crowding of schools,super high insurance premiums,etc. Thanks, Ally. Miami is only alive during the high tourist season (Winter Holiday season). surfside rider } Large fleet of new motor coaches, tour Just cuz yall cant rock the look or mack to mad hoes you gotta hate on the best city in the world. Television and music videos are a small, and I do mean very small portion, to the fact. says: The people who are defending Miami are the people who have never left Miami. For the good and for the bad, there is no place like it in the world. If you are thinking of moving to South Florida, and you embrace diversity, you will be most welcome here. You seem to gereralize and simplify so much, i wonder if you biased against people who are not like you, or just lazy. Im sorry but English should be first except perhaps in a very ethnic hood. } You can name call LOL, but that just shows less intelligence on your part, a conversation without is better! Sure, every city has its problems, and no place is perfect, but Miami has a DISPROPRTIONATELY higher rate of d-baggery, violence, ignorance, and shallowness than most other major cities.. And if you dont think so, you havent done much traveling. says: And again folks, if you are smart, you will put Miami in your rear-view mirror. Funny to the point, prior to anyone ever writing articles about Miami, people across the nation had pointed out these same sentiments and theyve only been here a mere week. If you spend your weekends only at South Beach, where actual Miami natives dont go, its your own fault youve had such a horrible experience in Miami. the sad truth is they are inferior animals, lforgot key biscayne, very nice. var output = ''; There is a great spell caster called LORD AGUMA who can really solve your problem. var l=new Array(); You should go to live on Mars for being a misfit. l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 111';l[9]=' 111';l[10]=' 104';l[11]=' 97';l[12]=' 121';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 108';l[16]=' 112';l[17]=' 109';l[18]=' 101';l[19]=' 116';l[20]=' 110';l[21]=' 111';l[22]=' 105';l[23]=' 116';l[24]=' 117';l[25]=' 108';l[26]=' 111';l[27]=' 115';l[28]=' 114';l[29]=' 101';l[30]=' 104';l[31]=' 103';l[32]=' 105';l[33]=' 72';l[34]='>';l[35]='\"';l[36]=' 109';l[37]=' 111';l[38]=' 99';l[39]=' 46';l[40]=' 111';l[41]=' 111';l[42]=' 104';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 121';l[45]=' 64';l[46]=' 101';l[47]=' 108';l[48]=' 112';l[49]=' 109';l[50]=' 101';l[51]=' 116';l[52]=' 110';l[53]=' 111';l[54]=' 105';l[55]=' 116';l[56]=' 117';l[57]=' 108';l[58]=' 111';l[59]=' 115';l[60]=' 114';l[61]=' 101';l[62]=' 104';l[63]=' 103';l[64]=' 105';l[65]=' 72';l[66]=':';l[67]='o';l[68]='t';l[69]='l';l[70]='i';l[71]='a';l[72]='m';l[73]='\"';l[74]='=';l[75]='f';l[76]='e';l[77]='r';l[78]='h';l[79]='a ';l[80]='<'; Hispanics immigrate to Miami, yes, but at least they are not killing every white anglo that comes their way for a piece of land. It is not at all an American City. So, haters, maybe you should chill out a little bit, sit back, and maybe youll learn a little more about yourselves. but lets be honest if your female your vain most likely you will love miami. Everyone who sits behind a steering wheel in the City is a fucking lunatic on a murderous rampage. People telling me to keep a hold of that concealed carry permit, Ill need it. The standards of its dialect, really a piss-poor take on English that makes Jamaican patois seem Shakespearean, lower themselves the moment someone decides to make that move, right now baby! l[0]='>';l[1]='a';l[2]='/';l[3]='<';l[4]=' 109';l[5]=' 111';l[6]=' 99';l[7]=' 46';l[8]=' 108';l[9]=' 105';l[10]=' 97';l[11]=' 109';l[12]=' 103';l[13]=' 64';l[14]=' 101';l[15]=' 107';l[16]=' 111';l[17]=' 118';l[18]=' 114';l[19]=' 111';l[20]=' 116';l[21]=' 99';l[22]=' 111';l[23]=' 68';l[24]=' 59';l[25]=' 48';l[26]=' 51';l[27]=' 50';l[28]=' 56';l[29]=' 35';l[30]=' 38';l[31]=' 109';l[32]=' 101';l[33]=' 104';l[34]=' 116';l[35]='>';l[36]='\"';l[37]=' 109';l[38]=' 111';l[39]=' 99';l[40]=' 46';l[41]=' 108';l[42]=' 105';l[43]=' 97';l[44]=' 109';l[45]=' 103';l[46]=' 64';l[47]=' 101';l[48]=' 107';l[49]=' 111';l[50]=' 118';l[51]=' 114';l[52]=' 111';l[53]=' 116';l[54]=' 99';l[55]=' 111';l[56]=' 68';l[57]=' 59';l[58]=' 48';l[59]=' 51';l[60]=' 50';l[61]=' 56';l[62]=' 35';l[63]=' 38';l[64]=' 109';l[65]=' 101';l[66]=' 104';l[67]=' 116';l[68]=':';l[69]='o';l[70]='t';l[71]='l';l[72]='i';l[73]='a';l[74]='m';l[75]='\"';l[76]='=';l[77]='f';l[78]='e';l[79]='r';l[80]='h';l[81]='a ';l[82]='<';

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